From the mind of men - the 'heart' of True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truths regarding great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have....

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh!!!

9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;-- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
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Try sending this to 10
of your closest friends ..
including the person
who sent this to you .....
Then, get depressed
'cause you can only think of 4!

This is one of the few e-mails I thought good enough to share. Don't know who to credit it too but I know Jim sent it to me from Al - two great guys - two great Christians - two great hunters - two guys I'm proud to count as friends! ;)


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